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    "relId": "2009/10/30/masterfleece-theater-or-1900-pages-of-theft",
    "title": "\"Masterfleece Theater\" (or, 1900 pages of theft)",
    "author": "pmjones",
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    "tags": [
        {
            "href": "/tag/economics/",
            "relId": "economics",
            "title": "Economics",
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        {
            "href": "/tag/government/",
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            "title": "Government",
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            "updated": [],
            "markup": "markdown"
        },
        {
            "href": "/tag/health-care/",
            "relId": "health-care",
            "title": "Health Care",
            "author": null,
            "created": null,
            "updated": [],
            "markup": "markdown"
        },
        {
            "href": "/tag/politics/",
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    "created": "2009-10-30 17:37:16 UTC",
    "updated": [
        "2009-10-30 17:37:16 UTC"
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    "html": "<blockquote>\n<p>The King James version of the Bible runs more than 600 pages and is crammed with celestial regulations. Newton's Principia Mathematica distilled many of the rules of physics in a mere 974 pages.</p>\n<p>Neither have anything on Nancy Pelosi's new fiendishly entertaining health-care opus, which tops 1,900 pages.</p>\n<p>So curl up by a fire with a fifth of whiskey and just dive in.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"http://www.denverpost.com/harsanyi/ci_13671790\">Harsanyi: Masterfleece Theater - The Denver Post</a>.</em></p>\n"
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