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    "title": "\"Tell Men They Need To Man Up\"",
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    "created": "2011-10-11 16:13:17 UTC",
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    "html": "<p>Cleaned up from a comment at <a href=\"http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/10/08/operation-cupertino/#comment-277490\">Heartiste.</a> (The rest of the site is might not be safe for work, or your sunny outlook.)</p>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<p>Deconstruct the great books on university campuses</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Dumb down the entire school system</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>[Screw over] men in divorce court</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Send men to die on foreign shores in foreign neocon wars</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Drug boys with ritalin/adderall for being boys</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Encourage women to [have sex] early and often with douchebags</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Destroy the classical, heroic character in their neocon movies, replacing them with [\u2026] gay cowboys</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Print money from thin air and inflate and deflate bubbes to seize a man\u00e2\u0080\u0099s home and property</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Encourage women to become fat, whiny bitches</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Transofrm the church from an instititution where a man could once go to<br>\nmeet a virginal, exalted wife, into a front for the divorce industry, where<br>\nsingle mothers with three children from three [different fathers] go to rope in a<br>\nbeta male to pay for [the other mens'] spawn</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Castigate, attack, and impugn men for acting like men</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Transform the noble, exalted university into a nursery, ruled by neocon<br>\nwomen [\u2026] exiling and deconstructing the great books and men, and rewading<br>\nthe servile future nannies of the nanny state with fiat dollars delivered<br>\nfresh from Ben Bernanke\u00e2\u0080\u0099s helicopter</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Remove all men from the publishing industry, so that Priscilla Painton of<br>\nSimon and Schuster [\u2026] can publish Tucker Max [\u2026] stories on how he<br>\n[slept with] somone\u00e2\u0080\u0099s future wife who will [screw over] her future huspband in<br>\ndivorce court as revenge for having [had sex with] a neocon) and taped it<br>\nsecretly without her consent. Remove all men from the publishing<br>\nindustry and repalce deep, profound really great books for men with Twilight<br>\nvampire [\u2026] female rape fantasy \u00e2\u0080\u009cromance\u00e2\u0080\u009d novels.</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Conceive of a hundred government programs to criminalize men and force<br>\nthem to hand over their assets to women</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Financially incentivize womem to file for divorce, promising them that<br>\ntheir former husdband will have to pay for all their future [lovemaking]<br>\nsessions, and that they get the kids/house/car/assets</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Tell men they need to man up</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>Fill the law schools with fat, embittered, burned-out, nasty (in looks and<br>\nspirit) [\u2026] lawyeresses, and replace Moses\u00e2\u0080\u0099 and Zeus\u00e2\u0080\u0099s law with Bernanke\u00e2\u0080\u0099s<br>\nbanker laws which exalts theft via the inflation tax.</p>\n</li>\n<li>Tell men they need to man up.</li>\n</ol>\n"
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