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    "title": "What To Do When You Don\u2019t Get Laid On Date Night",
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    "html": "<p>Please consider this a public service announcement for my married friends.</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>She broke the unwritten contract that by having a Date Night, and plying her with food, wine, fun and maybe a surprise nice thing, you were going to get laid. How dare she do that and ruin your perfectly planned evening. Why the hell do you have to jump through so many freaking hoops just to get laid BY YOUR WIFE anyway? Good grief she\u00e2\u0080\u0099s a selfish spoiled bitch who should be having sex with you. Right? Right! \u00e2\u0080\u00a6right?</p>\n<p>Ah\u00e2\u0080\u00a6 yes and no\u00e2\u0080\u00a6</p>\n<p>Yes\u00c2\u00a0- Yes indeed getting laid on Date Night is a reasonable expectation. It\u00e2\u0080\u0099s a special night to connect and have fun together. Having sex is a great way to connect and have fun, and in fact you should have a reasonable expectation that you\u00e2\u0080\u0099ll even have somewhat\u00c2\u00a0above average sex that night. After all, more time to relax and ease into it, no kids, a little wine. It should all be good. That\u00e2\u0080\u0099s why you have a Date Night in the first place.</p>\n<p>No \u00e2\u0080\u0093 She\u00e2\u0080\u0099s just not attracted to you sexually. An evening of special whatever simply isn\u00e2\u0080\u0099t going to make that change in a single evening. She doesn\u00e2\u0080\u0099t want to have sex with you, so she blew it all up in your face. If she was right on the line of being interested in you, Date Night might have earned you\u00c2\u00a0getting laid on Date Night, but if she\u00e2\u0080\u0099s below the line if interest in you, the whole evening is just unwanted pressure to screw a guy she doesn\u00e2\u0080\u0099t want to screw.</p>\n<p>If you were both single and this date went down, she wouldn\u00e2\u0080\u0099t go back to your place. She\u00e2\u0080\u0099d probably screen your calls out\u00c2\u00a0afterwards too.\u00c2\u00a0She\u00e2\u0080\u0099s just not interested, but she\u00e2\u0080\u0099s married to you, so she has to go back to your place and find a way to ruin the evening.</p>\n<p>So what to do?</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Read the rest of the article to find out. Via <em><a href=\"http://marriedmansexlife.com/2012/09/what-to-do-when-you-dont-get-laid-on-date-night/\">What To Do When You Don\u00e2\u0080\u0099t Get Laid On Date Night | Married Man Sex Life</a></em>.</p>\n"
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