{
    "href": "/post/2012/10/31/star-wars-is-dead/",
    "relId": "2012/10/31/star-wars-is-dead",
    "title": "Star Wars is dead",
    "author": "pmjones",
    "markup": "html",
    "tags": [
        {
            "href": "/tag/movies/",
            "relId": "movies",
            "title": "Movies",
            "author": null,
            "created": null,
            "updated": [],
            "markup": "markdown"
        }
    ],
    "created": "2012-10-31 17:51:27 UTC",
    "updated": [
        "2012-10-31 17:51:27 UTC"
    ],
    "html": "<blockquote>\n<p>Disney used to be a wonderful organization itself.\u00c2\u00a0 Now it is the evil vampire squid of the entertainment world, mindlessly devouring and excreting out the stinking remnants of one entertainment franchise after another.\u00c2\u00a0 It was never going to happen, but imagine how much creativity could have been unleashed if George Lucas had released Star Wars under the LGPL.\u00c2\u00a0 Instead, we're going to get gay Ewoks singing musical numbers and Hispanic princesses wielding lightsabers and going on intergalactic voyages with sparkly alien vampires where they defeat the evil Ritt Momney and Pand Raul in the process of learning the important lesson that the ultimate truth in life is to be tolerant of others who are different... unless they are Republicans.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>via <em><a href=\"http://voxday.blogspot.com/2012/10/star-wars-is-dead.html\">Vox Popoli: Star Wars is dead</a></em>.</p>\n"
}