It's a sample, but still, this dude sounds high and hungry. And not bright. The fun starts at about 4:45.
\n\n\nI'd like, uh, Captain Crunch, and, some Special K,\ntoasted on the out and nice & on the inside,\nand, uh, I would, would like some spaghetti, linguine,\nsandwich, with a light bread, on the out, on the medium over\non like, some, like some candy canes\nand eggs sunny side up\non, uh, on the toast\nand i'd like the (aveneen?) rare,\ni'd like some moo goo, gai pan, without the pan,\nsome pans\nand i'd like, uh, i'd like some corned beef\non mustard with, with the rye and some (therma?)\ni'd like a pickle with the lettuce\nand (add it's all good)\nI'd like an eggcream with chocolate, with vanilla in it,\nand vanillas, shakes\nand i'd like on the rye\ni would like some scrambled eggs\nand would like some muffin\nlimey to go\nwith feet\n\n" }